The Rules of Tinder

1) Think twice before swiping right.

2) While browsing through pictures of guys and gals (but especially guys), don’t imagine life with that guy in the picture.

3) Never ever ever ever ever develop feelings from someone you meet on tinder. Chances are the other person doesn’t really quiet care about your feelings.

4) Always quadruple check if your match is married. If he doesn’t look married on tinder, find him/her on facebook. You might be surprised to come across his public wedding album. Fake smiles and all.

5)  Never think “this guy/girl will be different”. It won’t be. It never will be.

6) Always wear a condom. His pull out game ain’t strong and you’re an idiot for thinking that was a good idea in the first place.

7) Detox. Too much tindering will fuck with your brain, penis, vagina and emotions. You need a break.